piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(Source: verticulars)

foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see

slimedeath:

what am i supposed to talk about with people who dont watch tv shows

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism)