ciggers:

My parents just told me that i watch too many movies and should read more so I turned on the subtitles.

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism)

spookitygirl:

it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fuckin double standard

(Source: lillym0scovitz)