just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

uhmeliamay:

when ur eyebrow game is on point ur life game is on point

(Source: uhmeliamay)

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”

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